Monday, March 9, 2009

Consumption tracking....

A very funny email....blame office life!

Real email:
We're trying to develop a schedule of our monthly processes in the forecasting group. Can you tell me which working day we can normally plan on getting the final stats and clause files?

Real email:
You've been sending us the chargeoffs report for the last several months. We're trying to put together a schedule of when we receive the data we need in our processes for the forecasting team. Do you have a set working day that the chargeoff data goes out? If not, can you give us an estimate?

Slightly glazed email:
Dear supplier:
We're trying to clean up our schedule of the forecasting team's monthly processes. I think you normally provide us with warm doughnuts. I know we get that very early in the month, but can you tell us exactly what working day we can expect that?
Thanks,
Hungry

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