Monday, August 9, 2010

Love is a battlefield.

I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are the like the triathlon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall off their bikes or choke on ocean water. I figured if I valued my life, I'd stay away from weddings and they'd stay away from me. (Sloane Crosley) Turns out, like Ms. Crosley, I fell off my bike, drowned in the ocean and have shin splits from hell...and it wasn't even my wedding. Two friends and two weddings later I was left with a feeling of what the heck happened? I broke up with one of my friend due to choosing not to participate in girl drama and was left holding a plane ticket and a bridesmaid's dress as the other wedding is never more. If anyone else is getting married I am running the other way......for sure!


this free bird said...

throw that dress in the trash, run over to anthro (okay drive 5 hours) or better yet call them up, and rip a new hole!! you've been robbed. it's time for 15% off delayed gratification!!!


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