Hot diggety dog!

After watching The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, I learned the hot dog theory of men. I must admit I have not kept up with this season but was quite intrigued by Jillian's hot dog theory.

The theory is that you can determine a man's personality with the hot dog topping he selects. A ketchup guy is a good, old All-American guy who probably is not a huge risk-taker. A sauerkraut guy is the bad boy all women think they want. An onion guy will never marry (due to onion breath, perhaps?). The man all women ultimately want to marry is the mustard man.

So what do you do with the guy who wants everything on a hot dog?